by Arrogant Worms, The on album Miscellaneous

Arrogant Worms, The Miscellaneous Tv Weather Guy My father was a lawyer, mom's at university My brother and my sister, they both have their ph.d. My grampa was a pilot shooting nazis from t he sky

by Arrogant Worms on album Live Bait (Live)

My father was a lawyer, mom's at university My brother and my sister, they both have their Ph.D. My grampa was a pilot shooting Nazis from t he sky But I am the most famous, I'm a TV weather guy He s

by Arrogant Worms on album Live Bait

My father was a lawyer, mom's at university My brother and my sister, they both have their Ph.D. My grampa was a pilot shooting Nazis from t he sky But I am the most famous, I'm a TV weather guy He s

by Arrogant Worms, The on album The Arrogant Worms

Arrogant Worms, The The Arrogant Worms I Want To Look Like Arnold I spend my days watching tv with a beer (oooh-aah, you're fat) It seems to cause my ample belly to appear (oooh-ahh, you're fat) The

by Arrogant Worms, The on album The Arrogant Worms

Arrogant Worms, The The Arrogant Worms The Christmas Song The table's set ant the turkey's out Christmas is here, let out a shout The family's gathered all about Christmas, christmas is here! Ever

by Arrogant Worms, The on album The Arrogant Worms

Arrogant Worms, The The Arrogant Worms The Last Saskatchewan Pirate I used to be a farmer, and i made a living fine, I had a little stretch of land along the city line But time went by and though i

by Arrogant Worms, The on album The Arrogant Worms

Arrogant Worms, The The Arrogant Worms The Ballad Of Dan I'm out on the range, surveying the land Thinking of the job that's to be done My life is hard but i don't mind Men like me, that's how the

by Arrogant Worms, The on album The Arrogant Worms

Arrogant Worms, The The Arrogant Worms No Sale/no Store This week! This week only! No money down! No payments till spring! No payments in spring! No payments in summer! No payments ever! When?

by Arrogant Worms, The on album The Arrogant Worms

Arrogant Worms, The The Arrogant Worms Jesus' Brother Bob If you haven't heard of me I wouldn't be surprised I bet you know my relatives Their names will never die My mother is a saint And my bro

by Arrogant Worms, The on album The Arrogant Worms

Arrogant Worms, The The Arrogant Worms Car Full Of Pain I bought me an auto, an '81 ford escort wagon Now the fan it be broke and the tail-pipe it be draggin' I feel like a schlemiel, my mechanic's

by Arrogant Worms, The on album The Arrogant Worms

Arrogant Worms, The The Arrogant Worms Goin' Huntin' Well me an' my buddies we got us some beer And a great big bottle of rye And boxes of ammo and guns to go with 'em And good old charlie's glass

by Arrogant Worms on album The Arrogant Worms

I spend my days waiting TV with a beer (Oooh-aah, you're fat) It seems to cause my ample belly to appear (Oooh-ahh, you're fat) Then one day my woman went and left me (Did not want to sleep with a wha

by Arrogant Worms on album Live Bait (Live)

Our fair country, Canada, is north of USA. Our Maritimes are lovely and our prairies give us hay. You might think you Yankees are better than us Canucks. Well, we don't need no microchips inside our h

by Arrogant Worms on album Live Bait

Our fair country, Canada, is north of USA. Our Maritimes are lovely and our prairies give us hay. You might think you Yankees are better than us Canucks. Well, we don't need no microchips inside our h

by Arrogant Worms, The on album Russell's Shorts

Arrogant Worms, The Russell's Shorts William Shakespeare's In My Cat I never much believed in reincarnation Thought it was only people's imagination But now i'm forced into some reconsideration 'ca

by Arrogant Worms, The on album Miscellaneous

Arrogant Worms, The Miscellaneous The Hockey Song Me work hard five days a week Sweeping garbage from the street Come home not want book to read Not 'nuff pictures for me see Sit right down in fav

by Arrogant Worms, The on album Russell's Shorts

Every rock band has this guy Not many people really know why He's got a cell phone and a backstage pass He's got a big gut and a big fat ass He's the big, fat road manager Big, fat road manager

by Arrogant Worms, The on album Dirt!

Arrogant Worms, The Dirt! A Man Has Needs Baby i wanna tell you all my hopes and dreams and fears But i'm watching television, could you get me another beer There's wrestling and pro football on, i

by Arrogant Worms, The on album C'est Cheese

Arrogant Worms, The C'est Cheese Kill The Dog Next Door I once was a happy man Of sound and stable mind Then my neighbour got a dog He put a ribbon on its head To make it cute But it still looked

by Arrogant Worms, The on album Dirt!

Arrogant Worms, The Dirt! Sponges Can't think of anything to sing about Not much out there to sing about The world's okay, the weather's fine No need to sing about that I'll sing about Sponge